Sweet Retreat, my favorite neighborhood ice cream shop. Open 'til 11. Closed for nothing. They offer giant servings of real frozen yogurt made with your choice of whole fruit made-to-order.
Drove home eating it the way I always eat cupped ice cream (clock-wise, outside in -- It prevents melting), and I found a hair. (ugh) freaking a--...so..NASSSty...God! why, why, why, why....I wanna kill...everything...please, WHY... Winced from disgust and genuine anger, pulled over, flicked a spoonful of ice cream and that hair into the street, visualized PG-13 places a short-and-curly could fall from, then finished my ice cream.
Stupid hair. Stupid irrational appetite for sugar.
Music choice: Bitter Sweet Symphony. Has the word "sweet" in it and I like it. It's reason enough
Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve
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AND you still ate it ??? what about the hairs you didn't see ? you ate those too ! Gross, whatever makes your crotch glow.
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Oooo - Sweet Retreat eh!?
Must be really good frozen yogurt even after the fact.
I will check this place out and do some 'eye thinking' and buy some yogurt with extra short-and-curly hair. Could be chest hair........
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