Thursday, April 9, 2009

Seoul Food

At least once a week I make a pilgrimage to the land of hybrids and urban hippies; that great West Coast hipster haven called San Francisco. Seeing as I work part-time at both a suburban, hilltop golf club and an exclusive country club, it is imperative that I atone for my societal sins to maintain my self-proclaimed, non-elitist persona.

This Sabbatical journey usually includes hours at an industrial arts non-profit in a notoriously violent inner city locale, where I answer phones for free and refresh myself with free-trade chai tea lattes from our specialty vending machine. After this saintly act of goodwill, I scurry to my car using my $15 thrift store peacoat to hide my $100, leather bound Fossil laptop tote. I then take a 40-minute drive over a 2-mile bridge to treat myself to an authentic Bay Area meal.

An authentic Bay Area meal can be a number of things.
  1. A pricey organic meal in a restaurant practicing sustainable business methods.
  2. Hole-in-the-wall eatery characterized by mediocre food, unconventional themes (sushi in a 50's diner), and the neighborhood patrons that support it (drunks, hipsters, bored college students).
  3. Ethnic food served in a place where all communication is done with hand gestures and head nodding (except the suspiciously enunciated price).
  4. A regular American meal plus avocado.
On this particular pilgrimage I went with option #2.

The place was called Toyose. We found it on a deserted street lined with Frisco's signature low-income, double stacked, cubby hole housing. The visible shoreline drive to Toyose suggested fine-dining superiority; the neighboring plastic signboard liquor stores insisted otherwise.


We opened what seemed to be a garage sidedoor and entered what appeared to be an East Asian countryside hut. A corridor of attractive wooden booths lined either side of the chic shoe box of a diner, and the back opened up slightly to a section walled with mirrors, lined with similar booths, and topped with a faux gazebo-esque roof strung with lights. -- O holy and chic Zion, grace us with thy victual blessings -- At the time my guest and I were the only ones seated; however, judging from the cutesy powder pink and blue posters featuring unnaturally fresh-faced foreign models I could tell who would inevitably be joining us.

Moments later, small groups of soju-sipping Korean twenty-somethings piled in, and by that time we had already broken bread -- crispy squid tempura, egg-topped kimchi fried rice, and assorted Korean pickles and starters. The food was good, but not great; a strong indicator of a classic Option #2 meal. There was also no dessert available, which is unacceptable, but the overall experience was satisfying.

We finished up the meal with several rounds of pacifying hot tea, let out a sigh of contentedness and reverence, and headed home.

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